Shareb-faisal' Sms Collection - Page 1

Woh Ek Din Hum se Ruth kar puch ne lage 'Jan' Tumhara milna Bahot kam ho gaya hai.
Ab Unhe Kaun Samjhayn ki ''PETROL'' kitna Mahenga ho gaya hai.....

Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya
Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..
Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

Malinga ki Maa ne ek din us se kaha..
Beta:Ja apne bal cut kar ke aaja,,,,
Malinga ne kaha kun kia baat hai,,,,,
Maa:Beta bartan dhone ka Scruber khatm ho gaya hai...

Dil Roya Par Ankhoon ko rona na diya
sari Raat Jage khud ko sone na diya
kitna pyar karte hai Apko Hum Iss baat ka Ehsas apko hone na diya