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Amjad-ki-paro' Sms Collection - Page 2
*. .Maa ko HAMAISHA Paka dost bana kar rakhu.
Q k maa he boy frend ko damad banany main ap ke madat kar sakti hain :p
Zubaida appa ky mammta bhary totky
*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*
O
main
bismilla kraan !
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main
sadqy jawan !
Tu$$¡
Jaag gay oo !
O
tehr jao !!!
menu gööd mö
ing
ty wish kr len 2...
Tannu lakh lakh
GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn. .*
customer :
waiter aisi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main "waka waka" ho jaye
waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi
Arz kiya hai
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He is KISSING
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She is KISSING
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He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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larka:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan hoti hain dil karta hay peetay jao peetay jao...'
larki:- larkay to sheezan ki tarhan hotay hain jab maza anay laga to khatam
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.
Why I Hate C.I.D
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .
Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI mast…
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Haye main mar janwan…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
“STATUARY WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd kalpnik hai. Inka wastwik duniya se koi sambandh nahi hai. Kripya aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…?
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Maalgadi..!!!