Amjad-ki-paro' Sms Collection - Page 2

*. .Maa ko HAMAISHA Paka dost bana kar rakhu.

Q k maa he boy frend ko damad banany main ap ke madat kar sakti hain :p

Zubaida appa ky mammta bhary totky

*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen





1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

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bismilla kraan !



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sadqy jawan !



Tu$$¡

Jaag gay oo !



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tehr jao !!!

menu gööd mö

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ty wish kr len 2...



Tannu lakh lakh

GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn. .*

customer :

waiter aisi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main "waka waka" ho jaye



waiter:

Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi

Arz kiya hai

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He is KISSING

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She is KISSING



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He is KISSING

She is KISSING

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larka:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan hoti hain dil karta hay peetay jao peetay jao...'

larki:- larkay to sheezan ki tarhan hotay hain jab maza anay laga to khatam

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .

Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI mast…
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Haye main mar janwan…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
“STATUARY WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd kalpnik hai. Inka wastwik duniya se koi sambandh nahi hai. Kripya aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”

Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…?
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Maalgadi..!!!