Amjad-ki-paro' Sms Collection - Page 3

1 Pathan ne Radio station call ki:
Hello G ye Radio station hy?

Radio wala:
G han!

Pathan:
Kia meri awaz Poora shehr sun rha hy?

Radia wala:
G han, apki Awaz Poora Pakistan sun rha hy.

Pathan:
Yeni, Tandoor wale k pas jo Radio hy, wo B sun rha hoga?

Radio Host ne ghusse se kaha:
Haan Haan!

Pathan:
Hello Gul khan agr meri awaz sun rhe ho to Tandoor se Roti mat lana, main le aaya hun..

Degrees of girls B.A=Beautiful Angel B.E=Beautiful Eyes B.SC=Beautiful structure B.L-Butiful Lips B.B.M-Butiful body maintaind *

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai
4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE TAY HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI...

Main ne apnay dil se poocha: k mujhe rat ko neend nahi aati?
Mairay dil ne kaha !
Puttar tu d0pehar nu so lya c,,,, edda tu aashaq.!

Teacher: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao
Jis Me Math Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istimal Hua Ho..??

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Stdnt:
Lak 28 kuri da 47 weight kuri da.:p

1 admi ny airport k cafe mai uniform pehny 1 khobsurt larki dekhi

Is ny socha ye koi air hostis hai,lekin ya pata nahi tha k kis airline ki hai?

Us ki tawajo hasil krny k liye wo us k nadzek gaya aur bola
Emirates
Lekin wo chup rahi

Thori dair bad wo phir bola
United Air's
Wo phir chup rahi !

Wo thora aur us k paas howa aur bola
Gulf Airline

Larki ny gusay sy

"Ki Takleef ay baandraa?

Admi muskraya aur bola

Oohhhh. PIA...

Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy.
Kia hua tmhe?

Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtm hogya hai:

2 men in a Wedding Function:

1st: Lo..! Kuch din Pehly hi
Goad me khela krti thi or Aaj iski
Shadi hy

2nd:
Aap Dulhan k Baap ho.??

1st:Nhi Dulhan ka BOSS

Girl: kya karte hein ap?
Boy: I was doing job with Jang News Network' but now i had left
Girl: ohh Why?

Boy: kon itni subha uth k Paper bantne Jaye....

Pathan: i love you.

Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai na ?

Pathan: lo kr lo bat, friendship hoi nai, farmaishan shuru.....!!!