School/College Sms in School college sms - Page 5

In Last 10 Minutes Of
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!!

Ek student tha deewana sa , ek subject pr wo mrta tha , books uthakr lbrary se gujarta tha , jb bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ki pas kaise hote hai , aur mai sirf yahi kh pata tha books khuli ho ya ho band pdna lst nite ko hi hota hai, kaise khun mai o yara ye pass kaise hote hai! Tu ru ru ru ru tu ru ru ru!

Samandar bhar course h,
Nadi bhar padh pate h,
Baalti bhar yad rahta h,
Mug bhar likh pate h,
Chullu bhar Number aate hai,
Usme Doob k mar jate hai..

Leave aplicationby a cute child-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag&upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.

YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
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Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
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ko
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zabardasti
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"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.

Agar "EXAM" me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo,
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
"Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Hum Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.

Samundar bhar corse hai,
nadi bhar padh pate hai,
balti bhar yad rahta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hai,
chllu bhar number aate hai,
usme doob k mar jate hai..

Bean Came Out of Exam Hall Sad & Told
His Friend: "I Don't Know The Past Tense of
"THINK" I THOUGHT & THOUGHT & finally wrote
'THONK'!

Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.

Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".