Akash' Sms Collection - Page 2

Wife: How much do u love me...???

Husband: 78.125%

Wife: Why not 100%...??
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Husband: 28 % GST on luxurious items...!!

Never cry for someone who hurts you.
Just smile simply and say
"thanks for giving me a chance to find
someone better than you".

Good Morning...!

Bewafai Mein Sharaab Toh Sab
Peete Hain...!!!
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Main Tunmhari Yaad Mein Pizza
Khaau Gaa...

Bachapan mein suna tha ki
garmi Uoon mein hoti hai.

skool mein pata chala
garmi June mein hoti hai.

Ghar me paapa ne bataaya ki
garmi khoon mein hoti hai.

Zindagee mein bahut dhakke khaaye
tab jaakar pata chala ki Garmi na to khoon mein,
na joon mein aur na hee Uoon mein hoti hai,

Garmi to noton ke junoon mein hote hai...

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr ..

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"School bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga..."

Agar puraani Filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata... :0

Bunty: - डाक्टर साहब दस्त ने बेहाल कर रखा है...!!!

Doctor: - कितना पतला आता है...???

Bunty: - ये समझ लो कि आप उस से कुल्ला कर
सकते हो...!!

Little Son - (Pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai...?

Mom: Ye balloon hai...!!!

Son : Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon
se chhote kyun hain...??

Mom : Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe...??

Son : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the....

कुदरत भी महेरबान हे पत्थरबाजो को
डुबो ने के लिए
लेकिन मोदी जी बिच मे आ जाते हे...