Akash' Sms Collection - Page 3

Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Bachapan mein suna tha ki
garmi Uoon mein hoti hai.

skool mein pata chala
garmi June mein hoti hai.

Ghar me paapa ne bataaya ki
garmi khoon mein hoti hai.

Zindagee mein bahut dhakke khaaye
tab jaakar pata chala ki Garmi na to khoon mein,
na joon mein aur na hee Uoon mein hoti hai,

Garmi to noton ke junoon mein hote hai... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 142 - SMS Length: 345
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr .. smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 120 - SMS Length: 264
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"School bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga..." smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 164 - SMS Length: 167
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Agar puraani Filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata... smile.png :0

I Like SMS - Like: 136 - SMS Length: 160
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Bunty: - डाक्टर साहब दस्त ने बेहाल कर रखा है...!!!

Doctor: - कितना पतला आता है...???

Bunty: - ये समझ लो कि आप उस से कुल्ला कर
सकते हो...!! smile.png smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 78 - SMS Length: 299
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Little Son - (Pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai...?

Mom: Ye balloon hai...!!!

Son : Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon
se chhote kyun hain...??

Mom : Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe...??

Son : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 304 - SMS Length: 245
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

कुदरत भी महेरबान हे पत्थरबाजो को
डुबो ने के लिए
लेकिन मोदी जी बिच मे आ जाते हे... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 136 - SMS Length: 212
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2 years ago

जिन्दगी भर कोई साथ नहीं देता यह
जान लिया हमने...,
लोग तो तब याद करते हैं जब वह खुद
अकेले हों...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 145 - SMS Length: 239
2 years ago

अच्छे काम करते रहिये चाहे लोग तारीफ करें
या न करें आधी से ज्यादा दुनिया सोती रहती है
"सूरज" फिर भी उगता हैं...!

I Like SMS - Like: 53 - SMS Length: 281
2 years ago

अगर आप चाहते हैं कि,
कोई चीज अच्छे से हो तो
उसे खुद कीजिये...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 46 - SMS Length: 156
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