Rahul-sharma-2' Sms Collection - Page 3

Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to
Dad ne pucha
"Kahan tha tu?
"Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha.
"Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call
kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.
"2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai.
"3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone
du kya?
"1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya
baat he.

2 lover Apple kha rahe the. Ankho me ankhe daal ke.! Ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho Ladka: Thoda thoda kha BHUKHD 150/- RS kilo hai

Hum Sath Marne Ka Soch Kar Dariya me Kud
Gaye
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Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne bataya
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Beta teri wali
to swiming champion thi

2 lover Apple kha rahe the.
Ankho me ankhe daal ke.!
Ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho
Ladka: Thoda thoda kha BHUKHD
150/- RS kilo hai

BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho
GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada
Samja H jise khudse zyada
Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada
Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA

Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..?
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Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka
risk leta hai.....

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.

Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uski mobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.

FACEBOOK
Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai.....
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InterNet,
InterNet
AND
INTERNET..!!