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Manoj-meena' Sms Collection - Page 1
Dulha Romantic Andaaz me Bola:-
May I Kiss U Darling ?
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli :-
Humne To Kabhi Gairo ko bhi Mana Nahi kiya,
Aap To phir bhi Apne Ho Ji...
Pitaji: Beta tumhara result kaisa rha.?
Beta: ji wo Principal sir ka beta fail ho gya.
Pitaji: Main tumhara result puch rha hu.?
Beta: Wo Docter shahab ka beta fail ho gya.
Pitaji: Bevkuf main tumhara resultpuch rha hu.?
Beta: Aap konse PrAdHaNmAnTri ho jo aapka beta pass ho jayega.
Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai.
Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.
Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha MumbaiMail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana...
Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi.
Refref said '1,2,3 GO!'
Everybody started running except Santa.
Refree- y r u not running?
Santa-My number is .4.
Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi.
Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..
Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.