Skr8092241397' Sms Collection - Page 1

Saas Ki Demand
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Ladki Khobsorat ho
Ameer ho, Padhi Likhi ho, Kam Umar Ho
Ghar K Kaam Kaaj Mein Maahir Ho
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Ladki Ki Demand
(SIMPLE)
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Saas Na Ho.. :p

Mai to aaj apni bike aise hi wash
kar raha tha.......
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Ki.....
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Daddy bole==> kamine aaj phir
date pe ja raha hai tu.......
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Batao yaro ab koi bike bhi nahi
dho sakta kya.....??....: ­ ):p

18+
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18+2=20 :p xD
Ab jo jo neeche aaya imaandaari se like kar do...

Nokrani : madam ji, aap ki di hui saree wapas le lo :/
Malkin : kyu, kya kharabi h saree me ?
Nokrani : jab se me aap ki di hui saree pehan kr kam pe aane lagi hu,
tab se sahab meri taraf dekhte bhinahi h

16 saal ki umar me:
1 baar kiya to khoon aaya,
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2baar kiya to dard hua :]xx
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3baar kiya to jaln hui
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4baar kiya to Smoothly
hua...
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"Kamino SHAVING ka
anubhav bata raha hu" =))

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi nayi job lagithi
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Kuch Dino Baad Jab Ghar Vapis Aayi To
uski Saheli Ne Pucha
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Saheli: “Kesa Raha ?“
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Ladki: “Bas Pooch Na, Bura Hi Raha“
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Saheli: “Kyun?“
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Ladki:
“Saara Din Yes Sir, Yes Sir
Aur Sari Raat Bas Sir Bas Sir“

Kabhi bhi raste me chalte samay mobile me nazre mat lagaye karo..
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itna bhi mobile me busy na ho kyoki saamne se..
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ladki guzar jaye aur tumhe pata bhi na chale...:p

Really Girls are very Smart... :p
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
. Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku, dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D

Reactions of KISSING in various Countries
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America : - Kiss me hard !
France : - Kiss me Slowly !
India:
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Jaldi karo koi aa
jayega

Dedicated To All Girls....
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Hamesha Maa Baap Larkion Ko
Yehi Samjhaty Hain
K Beta Ye TumHara Asli Ghr
Nahi, Tumhara Asli Ghr
To Tumhara SasuraL Hai.....!!!Leki ­n....
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Baat Jab Ghr Ki Safai Ki Ho To ''
It Magically
Becomes Their House '' Tum Ghr
Main Mehman Nhi
Ho Tumhara Ghr Hai Tum Hai He Saaf Karna Hai,
Bahar Se Koe Noker Nhi
Aayega....!!
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........Chalo Utho JHAROO LgaoO
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