Nanu-hirau' Sms Collection - Page 1

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe
DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe
DiL Me LocK KarDiya
. .
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook
Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
-
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch Mein
Light Jalti Hain.

Santa 1 Barat mein
gaya.
Waha use bar-bar
PAANI PAROSA ja
raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans
gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL
de do..

Police to santa: Jail
me kaise aana hua?
Sir: Media wali ladki
ki wajah se
Police: Wo kaise?
uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!!

Santa after looking a
slim girl- Chehra tera khas
nahi,
Haddiyo me tera
mass nahi,
Propose main tujhe
khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene
ki aas nahi

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!