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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Pappu sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick,
no work”.
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Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss
my wife try it”. heart.png
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2 hours later pappu sms 2 boss: “Me
ok, ur wife very sweet”. heart.png

I Like SMS - Like: 173 - SMS Length: 224
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai..!
Ladkiya:
- Meri Lo Na.
- Meri Akele Ki Lo.
- Ye Meri Frnd H Hum Dono Ki Saath Me Lo.
- Khare Khare Lena.
- Meri Aage Se Bhi Lo Aur Side Se Bhi Lo.
- Tum Ne Toh Meri Li Hi Nahi
- Tum Toh Bus Usi Ki Le Rahe Ho.
- Pehle Meri Lo phir Uski Lena., grin.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 386 - SMS Length: 309
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 481 - SMS Length: 238
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

हवस का आलम तो देखिये हुजूर...
संतरे भी दबा दबाकर खरीदते हैं...! tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 376 - SMS Length: 158
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

बॉयज हॉस्टल के बाथरूम में लिखा था
आपका भविष्य आपके हाथ में है..
तो सोचो गर्ल्स हॉस्टल के बाथरूम में क्या लिखा होग
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.अपने भविष्य मैं उंगली ना करे... tongue.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 748 - SMS Length: 393
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven grin.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 562 - SMS Length: 85
sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

बॉय :-

तेरे प्यार ने मुझे ऐसा प्यासा बनाया
तेरे प्यार ने मुझे ऐसा प्यासा बनाया







गर्ल :-
तू 2 मिनट रुक मैं पानी पि के आई। tongue.png tongue.png grin.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 149 - SMS Length: 353
sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

पति: - समझ में नहीं आ रहा कि तुम
"कुत्ता" ही क्यों खरीदना चाहती हो....?


पत्नी: इसलिए कि आपके ऑफिस चले जाने के बाद
मेरे आगे पीछे दुम हिलाने वाला कोई तो हो... :

I Like SMS - Like: 157 - SMS Length: 389
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Admin Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Wife was teaching eng grammer 2 her husband. WIFE:I M BEAUTIFUL. Which tense is this. HUSBAND; PAST TENSE wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 452 - SMS Length: 112
Admin Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai.beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi.maine feviquick de di.

I Like SMS - Like: 184 - SMS Length: 98
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