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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 month ago

भावनात्मक पोस्ट :
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बीवी घर मे ना हो तो ऐसा लगता है घर "खाने" को दौड़ रहा है...!!

और फिर...

घबराया हुआ जीव "पीने"????बैठ जाता है..!
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Teacher: Chinto Se Past Aur Future Tense Ki Koi Paribhasa De Kar Batao

Chinto: Ek Khub Surat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Buddhe Past Tense Main Aur

Ladke Future Tense Main Chale Jaate Hai !!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai

Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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2 years ago

Anything is more important when you can
not get it.

When you can get it this is less important
for you.

This is nature of every human....!!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i saw
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wil u marry me?
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Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati...

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Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi, aisa lag
raha hai
behan....tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 months ago

पहले मैं तो इतना मासूम था
इतना भोला था इतना भोला था कि मुझे फोन की सेटिंग के अलावा और कोई सी भी सेटिंग करनी नहीं आती थी ????????????

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 months ago

Me: Ye kya hai?

Mess wala: Tumlog ka Khana..

Me: Ye insaano ke khane layak nahi hai..

Mess wala: Insaano ke liye bana bhi nahi hai..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Shadi ki 1st nyt
Dulha:" Hmesha Puja karna,
Vrat rkhna,

daan dena Sabse pyar se bolna!

Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi,

Or boli:" sab andar aa jao,

SATSANG ho raha hai..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

टीचर : 15 फलों के नाम बताओ..??
संता : अमरुद..!
टीचर: शाबाश..!
संता : आम..!
टीचर: गुड..!
संता: सेब..!
टीचर: वेरी गुड 3 हो गए..!
बाकी 12 और बताओ
संता:
एक दर्ज़न केले ..!! grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girl : Aaj toh hero lag rhe ho!
Me : Konsa hero?
Girl : Jo har movie me aata hai....
Me : Salman ?????
Girl : Nahi vo ad wala Mukesh Gutkha... grin.png
*cries in corner*

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