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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

भावनात्मक पोस्ट :
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बीवी घर मे ना हो तो ऐसा लगता है घर "खाने" को दौड़ रहा है...!!

और फिर...

घबराया हुआ जीव "पीने"????बैठ जाता है..!
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Akash Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

1 hote hai jhola chap doctor.
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Fir aate hai specialist doctor.
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Uske baad aate hain
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Baby foohh!! Fooh!! Abhiiiii thik ho jayega....
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2 years ago

Anything is more important when you can
not get it.

When you can get it this is less important
for you.

This is nature of every human....!!!

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6 years ago

2 SWEET words DIFFICULT 2 say in life:

1. "Hi" for the FIRST time to unknown Person...!

2. "Bye" for the LAST time to loved ones....!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Teacher: Chinto Se Past Aur Future Tense Ki Koi Paribhasa De Kar Batao

Chinto: Ek Khub Surat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Buddhe Past Tense Main Aur

Ladke Future Tense Main Chale Jaate Hai !!!

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Akash Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

पीते थे तुमसे मिलने के पहले भी हम शराब कभी कभी,
ये बात और है ये के ये अब दवा रोज की हो गयी है !!

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Akash Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

लोग कहते हैं इतना ज्ञान कहा से लाते हो..

मैंने कहा हम कॉलेज के पीछे बैठा करते थे क्लास में नहीं... ????????????????

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sonu Posted In Jokes
8 months ago

पहले मैं तो इतना मासूम था
इतना भोला था इतना भोला था कि मुझे फोन की सेटिंग के अलावा और कोई सी भी सेटिंग करनी नहीं आती थी ????????????

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))

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Admin Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

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