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Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai.
\=D/ :p

My friend must b=
Cute as crocodile..
Smart as sardar..
Active as turtle..
Fit as hippo..
Matured as monkey..
No doubt u r mY Frnd!

Ladki:" (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai.. ??
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Ladka:" Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai..

Dekho

Ladka= Cement

Ladki= Rait

Love= Pani

Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na ?? :p

"Sweet Night,"
"Fine Night,"
"Lovely Night,"
"Beautiful Night,"
"Happy Night,"
"Nice Night,
"Likely Night,
"I think it's a
"GOOD NIGHT

Jis bus me baithi ho hasinaye us bus k sishe chatak jate hai
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Driver chahe jitana b tej chala le ,kuchh kamine latak hi jaate hai.

When u start ur day: keep 3 words in ur pocket: -TRY -TRUE -TRUST. TRY- for better FUTURE. TRUE- with ur WORK. TRUST- in GOD. Good morning.

Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

?Happy Birthday?

#Exam facts-

1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams

2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo

3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....

4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Aadhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola,"Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam Hai!!!!!!!!"

Penkuttikal kuniyumpol shall nenjodu cherthu pidikkunnathu enthinennu ariyaamo....

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"Ithupolulla OOMBIYA nottam nokkaathirikkaan"