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An American once had spicy Indian food.He rushed to the toilet, came back & said:
Now i understand y Indians use water, it could burn the tissue paper!
-By Kunal

ßiwi §hohar §y: Aapko Mera ßanaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya ßachy To 3 Palaiten kha Çhuky Han



Andar §y Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gæ Hy

A Single rose of love
A Single rose of loyalty
A Single wish upon my lips
A Single thot of u,
A Single Luv never 2 b broken..
Datz my Luv 4u..

Wo meri mohabat se yoo beimaan ho gaye,
jo kabhi apne thei aaj anjaan ho gaye.
Unki berukhi ki intah to dekhiye,
wo lekar meri jaan kisi aur ki jaan ho gaye.

By - Raj_Vikram

Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light jane ke baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha bechara..
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Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!

Happy Birthday To You...

Happy Birthday To You...

Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak..!!!

Bahut khubsurat h Hansi unki lekin vo muskarte hi kha hai.dil chahta h Dekhte rahein jheel si Ankho me Lekin vo hmse Nazar milate hi kha hai.

Vikram Dhaker &amp Raj

I long to believe in immortality-
If I am destined to be happy with you here
how short is the longest life.

I wish to believe in immortality
I wish to live with you forever.

Bay of Bengal is in which state..

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Liquid state

Tum been jiya jaye kese kese jiya jaye tum been sadiyo s lambe h din ajao lotkr y dil kh rha h.......
I miss u sufiya......

A very original Good Night wish only for you!!!
Beware of cheap duplicates, I am the only authorized dealer of Good Night wishes. Good Night and Sweet Dreams