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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

बंता का तबादला बैंगलोर कर दिया गया। कन्नड़ भाषा न आने के कारण वह स्थानीय लोगों से बातचीत करने में कठिनाई महसूस कर रहा था। लिहाजा वह एक बुक स्टोर पर गया और ”तीस दिनों में कन्नड़ बोलना सीखें” नामक पुस्तक की दो प्रतियां खरीदीं।
दुकानदार ने पूछा – दूसरी प्रति क्या अपने किसी दोस्त के लिए ले जा रहे हैं।
बंता – जी नहीं, दरअसल मैं सिर्फ पन्द्रह दिनों में ही कन्नड़ बोलना सीखना चाहता हूं …..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Height of Flirting:-

Girl calls a boy:

Girl:" Hello baby

Boy:" Ohh janu bolo

Girl:" Kahan ho yaar subah se koi ata pata nahi ..

Boy:" Are hum to khoye huye hain
aapki aankhon me..

Girl:" Abhi kya kar
rahe ho.. ??

Boy:" tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..

Girl:" Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi ..!!

Boy:" Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..

Girl:" But hum to parson hi mile hain..

Boy:" Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky...

Girl:" Pinky...??
Ye pinky kaun hai..?? main to nisha hu

Boy:" Tumse baat karke mai to sab
bhul jata hun..

Girl:" Tum vicky ho na.. ??

Boy:" Gharwale to gaurav bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..

Girl:" Ye 998XXXXXX hai na.. ??

Boy:" Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai. grin.png :o

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Rajnikant ki shaadi mein.
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Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the grin.pngtongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini

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8 years ago

रिश्ता हमारा इस जहां में सबसे प्यारा हो
जैसे जिंदगी को सांसों का सहारा हो
याद करना हमें उस पल में
जब तुम अकेले हो और कोई ना तुम्हारा हो

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Two girls found Rs 1000
on road........... .....
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Girl 1 : what to do with this
money now?
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Girl 2 : lets take 50-50
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Girl 1 : okay but baki k 900 Rs
ka kya krege ?
Kya dimag hota hai enka wow'

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Girl at a stationary store.

Girl: I want a calculator.

Shopkeeper: Casio?

Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?? grin.png

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8 years ago

FIDA Hu Uski Chaal Pe,

Uske Bolne Ki Taal Pe,

Chahe Tamacha Lage Gal Pe,

Pr Bol Deta Hu Sare Jaha Se,

KAMINO Nazar Mat Dalna Mere MAAL Pe.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

thanx To SMARTPHONES
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Jis Ne Aaj Ki ATTITUDE Waali GENERATION Ko...

Sir JHUKA Ke BAITHNA Aur CHALNA SIKHA Diya..!!!!!!

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8 years ago

Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.

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