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6 years ago

'Khuda kare har Raat Chand ban k aaye,
Din ka ujaala Shaan ban k aaye,
Kabhi dur na ho Aapke Chehre se Hansi,

Nayi Subah aisi mehman ban ke aaye.

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sahilsinha Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

Man : Is there any way for long
life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of
long life will never come.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Q : What is a biggest lie ever said in a hindi film..?

A! : Zeenat Aman in a bikini asks,
"Kya dekhte ho..?"

And Feroz khan replies, "Soorat tumhari"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

1 ladki k paas ek unknown
call aayi..
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Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:"yes... but who are u.. ??
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Ladka:"tera bhai..
ruk ghar aa k batata hu..
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After few second once again unknown call
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Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:"no i dont.. .
Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ??
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Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai..
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Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi..

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

Aurangzeb (senapati se): senapati , hame batao ki ham abhi tak Shivaji ko Q nhi pakad payen hain ?

Senapati: sahenshah , ham mugal hain , google nhi .

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8 years ago

Esi konsi cheez he,
Jo ek bf apni gf ko de,
Aur half bf ko wapas mil jaye...
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Socho....?
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Socho......?
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LIPSTIK.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

वाकई अच्छे दिन आ गए heart.png
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आज मार्केट में देखा, एक लड़की स्कूटी चलाकर जा रही थी.………
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फिर उन मोहतरमा ने ''लेफ्ट'' साइड टर्न का इंडिकेटर दिया.............और
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वाकई "लेफ्ट'' साइड में ही मुड़ गई :o
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बरसों बाद ऐसा सुखद अनुभव grin.png सच में अच्छे दिन आ गए wink.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

L.K.G. Boy-Tu muzse shadi karogi?
Girl-Nahi
Boy-karo na. Eclairs dunga
Grl-kaise karu, kisi aur se Dairy Milk ki baat ho chuki hai.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

आजकल सबसे ज़्यादा डर किससे लगता है ??????

A new person joining whatsapp...

साला सारे message, video, audio repeat करता है और उसको लगता है कि मार्केट में नया है.

अब उसको कौन समझाए कि नया तो तू है.

Plz forgive me if u laugh loudly..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Hum indians ke pas har cheez ka
solution hai!!
bas problem dusaro ki
honi chahiye tongue.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 142 - SMS Length: 92
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