Popular Sms - Page 17 Today

Kya re chikne sms hag 1fta nahi bhej rela hai,
Apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka Bahut sara mal pdela hai,
Chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi.

Aaj mene 125 logo ko bevkuf banaya..
Bolo kaise....
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Bas aaise hi.
Ab 126 ho gaye .
Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha

Shrab Ek bimari h jo saare smaj ko khatm kr rhi h,


To aao milkar is bimari ko khatm kre,


Ek botal tum khatm kro, Ek botal Hum khatm kre.

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha

Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe

Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi

C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha...

Engineer's Girlfriend :
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat
karna" :p

Yaadon Ki Raho Main Kabhi Akelapan Na Mile,
Aai Dost Zindagi Main Tumhe Kabhi Gum Na Mile,
Dua Karte Hain Hum Khuda Se,
Tuhme Jo Bhi Dost Mile Hum Se Kam Na Mile.

Dear Computer Users,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the otherkeys of keyboard!
But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?
Yours Sincerely, Enter Key

I asked 100 women
which shampoo they
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D top ans was
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GET d hell out of my
bathroom !!

बंता का तबादला बैंगलोर कर दिया गया। कन्नड़ भाषा न आने के कारण वह स्थानीय लोगों से बातचीत करने में कठिनाई महसूस कर रहा था। लिहाजा वह एक बुक स्टोर पर गया और ”तीस दिनों में कन्नड़ बोलना सीखें” नामक पुस्तक की दो प्रतियां खरीदीं।
दुकानदार ने पूछा – दूसरी प्रति क्या अपने किसी दोस्त के लिए ले जा रहे हैं।
बंता – जी नहीं, दरअसल मैं सिर्फ पन्द्रह दिनों में ही कन्नड़ बोलना सीखना चाहता हूं …..

Height of Flirting:-

Girl calls a boy:

Girl:" Hello baby

Boy:" Ohh janu bolo

Girl:" Kahan ho yaar subah se koi ata pata nahi ..

Boy:" Are hum to khoye huye hain
aapki aankhon me..

Girl:" Abhi kya kar
rahe ho.. ??

Boy:" tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..

Girl:" Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi ..!!

Boy:" Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..

Girl:" But hum to parson hi mile hain..

Boy:" Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky...

Girl:" Pinky...??
Ye pinky kaun hai..?? main to nisha hu

Boy:" Tumse baat karke mai to sab
bhul jata hun..

Girl:" Tum vicky ho na.. ??

Boy:" Gharwale to gaurav bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..

Girl:" Ye 998XXXXXX hai na.. ??

Boy:" Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai. :o