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8 years ago

Rajinikant Garba Me dhol Bhaja Raha Tha

Achana Dharti Par Rajinikant Ke samne Aliena Aakar Pahucha Aur Bola

Mere Beta Ka kal Exam Hai Zara Dheere Sms

I Like SMS - Like: 501 - SMS Length: 159
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8 years ago

If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films, The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse To Udna Hi Tha*

I Like SMS - Like: 734 - SMS Length: 293
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8 years ago

Morning time a cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles&A slice of great success specially for u‚¦ Enjoy the day!!!!!!!! “Good Morning

I Like SMS - Like: 226 - SMS Length: 166
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8 years ago

Jb Bap ki izat kho jaye,
jb qom ki gerat so jaye,
jb bhai club ko jate ho,
or bhno ka hq khaty ho,
jb maa ki nzren jhuk jaye,
alfaz labon tk ruk jaye,
jb ghr ghr me sur tal chle,
or aurat nange bal chle,
jb rshwat sr chad k bole,
Or tajir jan k km tole,
phr jb ye sb kch hota he,
Rab ghafl he na sota he,
jb uska qahr brasta he,
qaron zameen me dhnasta he,
phr jb wo pakar pe aata he,
firon bhi goty khata he,
ye sb kch ibrat ko he kafi,
aaj mang lo Allah se mafi

I Like SMS - Like: 1289 - SMS Length: 480
Tags: Islamic SMS -
8 years ago

▬╡●๋•╰» тнє нαρριηєѕѕ σƒ ℓιƒє ιѕ мα∂є υρ σƒ мιηυтє ƒяα¢тισηѕ -

тнє ℓιттℓє, ѕσση-ƒσяgσттєη ¢нαяιтιєѕ σƒ α кιѕѕ σя ѕмιℓє, α кιη∂ ℓσσк,

α нєαят-ƒєℓт ¢σмρℓιмєηт, αη∂ тнє ¢συηтℓєѕѕ ιηƒιηιтєѕιмαℓѕ σƒ ρℓєαѕυяαвℓє αη∂ gєηιαℓ ƒєєℓιηg. .ツ╞▬ «

I Like SMS - Like: 302 - SMS Length: 449
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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Mujrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha

Judge: “Koi Akhiri Khawish ??
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Mujrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,
Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana

Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe,

Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola:“ abe saale Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,

Taang Do haramkhorr Ko Abhi Ke Abhi" tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 295 - SMS Length: 507
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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karna hai ''

Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai.

Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai, thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.

Pati - beta mummy ko bolo ki phone nahi karne diya to papa public phone se call kar lenge.

Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti ki to mummy ghar

I Like SMS - Like: 154 - SMS Length: 372
Tags: Funny Jokes -
8 years ago

Tanhai Ke Daman Me Khusi Ki
Bahar
Ho,
Sayad Uski Akho Me B Tumhara
Intzar Ho,
Jisko Pyar Karna Usko Bata Dena,
Shayad Usko B Tumse Pyar Ho.

I Like SMS - Like: 213 - SMS Length: 145
Tags: Love Shayri -
7 years ago

Kyu Dare, ki Zindagi Me Kya Hoga,

Har Waqt Kyu Soche Ki Bas

Bura Hoga,

Badhte Rahe Bas Manzilo Ki Aur Hum,

Kuchh Na Bhi Mila To Kya.,

Tazurba to Hoga.

I Like SMS - Like: 237 - SMS Length: 165
Tags: Love Shayri -
sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं
नहीं आती?
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बंता(शायराना अंदाज में):
जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई,
खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई,
बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में
मोहब्बत,
जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म
हो गई.

I Like SMS - Like: 733 - SMS Length: 618
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