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2 years ago

Anything is more important when you can
not get it.

When you can get it this is less important
for you.

This is nature of every human....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 111 - SMS Length: 150
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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! wink.png tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 394 - SMS Length: 213
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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))

I Like SMS - Like: 421 - SMS Length: 212
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Admin Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

I Like SMS - Like: 146 - SMS Length: 312
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i saw
u.
wil u marry me?
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Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati...

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Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi, aisa lag
raha hai
behan....tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 147 - SMS Length: 205
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

पहले मैं तो इतना मासूम था
इतना भोला था इतना भोला था कि मुझे फोन की सेटिंग के अलावा और कोई सी भी सेटिंग करनी नहीं आती थी ????????????

I Like SMS - Like: 2 - SMS Length: 318
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Me: Ye kya hai?

Mess wala: Tumlog ka Khana..

Me: Ye insaano ke khane layak nahi hai..

Mess wala: Insaano ke liye bana bhi nahi hai..

I Like SMS - Like: 2 - SMS Length: 144
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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Shadi ki 1st nyt
Dulha:" Hmesha Puja karna,
Vrat rkhna,

daan dena Sabse pyar se bolna!

Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi,

Or boli:" sab andar aa jao,

SATSANG ho raha hai..

I Like SMS - Like: 212 - SMS Length: 182
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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

टीचर : 15 फलों के नाम बताओ..??
संता : अमरुद..!
टीचर: शाबाश..!
संता : आम..!
टीचर: गुड..!
संता: सेब..!
टीचर: वेरी गुड 3 हो गए..!
बाकी 12 और बताओ
संता:
एक दर्ज़न केले ..!! grin.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 185 - SMS Length: 374
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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girl : Aaj toh hero lag rhe ho!
Me : Konsa hero?
Girl : Jo har movie me aata hai....
Me : Salman ?????
Girl : Nahi vo ad wala Mukesh Gutkha... grin.png
*cries in corner*

I Like SMS - Like: 80 - SMS Length: 173
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