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Akash Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

लोग कहते हैं इतना ज्ञान कहा से लाते हो..

मैंने कहा हम कॉलेज के पीछे बैठा करते थे क्लास में नहीं... ????????????????

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

पहले मैं तो इतना मासूम था
इतना भोला था इतना भोला था कि मुझे फोन की सेटिंग के अलावा और कोई सी भी सेटिंग करनी नहीं आती थी ????????????

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))

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Admin Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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Admin Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

A rabbit runs & hops & lives only for 15 years!
A turtle doesn-t run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 years!
EXERCISE IS HELL
SLEEP WELL
Be lazy ,Go crazy

I Like SMS - Like: 587 - SMS Length: 168
Admin Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai

Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

I Like SMS - Like: 1110 - SMS Length: 159
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4 years ago

My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card

I Like SMS - Like: 43 - SMS Length: 40
sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

मै होटल में नाश्ता करने गया
सभी कपल सीट पर बैठे थे
बैठने के लिए
जगह ही नहीं थी

जेब से फोन निकाला
जोर से बोला
तेरी गर्लफ्रेंड यहा दूसरे के साथ
बैठी है तू जल्दी आ

कसम से आधी
लडकियां गायब हो गई...

I Like SMS - Like: 399 - SMS Length: 508
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Admin Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

yeh
msg
sab
kaam
hone
ke
baad
padhna,
yeh
msg
bas
time
paas
ke
liye
bheja
hai,
tum
aage
mat
padhna
is
me
kuch
nahi
hai,
phir
bhi
padh
rahe
ho,
ab
tum
soch
rahe
hoge
yeh
msg
kab
khatam
hoga,
isliye
kehta
hu
is
msg
ko
padhna
chhod
de,
is
msg
ki
limit
hi
nahi
hai,
is
msg
ko
padhkar
bade
bade
thak
jaate
hai,
phir
kya
chij
ho.
arey
me
kehta
hu
yeh
msg
cancel
kar
de,
teri
bhalai
ke
liye
bol
raha
hu.
Tu
toh
padhkar

I Like SMS - Like: 435 - SMS Length: 500
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