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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"

I Like SMS - Like: 369 - SMS Length: 191
8 years ago

Roj Us Se Baat Karta Hu,
Aise Hi DiL Ko Behla Leta Hu,
Kehna Too Bahot Kuch Chahta Hu,
Lekin Hontho Pe Aaye Lafz Ko
Fir DiL Me DhakeL Deta Hu.
I really love u...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 559 - SMS Length: 168
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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Dogs : bhawww
Girls : awww
Ye rishtha kya kehlatha hai pacman.png

I Like SMS - Like: 99 - SMS Length: 61
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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

Wife:
Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai
Husband:
Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha...
Wife:
Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi... smile.png
Husband:
Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka... :p grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 377 - SMS Length: 211
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8 years ago

Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai sms hamara.

I Like SMS - Like: 1168 - SMS Length: 148
8 years ago

Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-. .
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam . .
4th to 6th class - hey ! That question
was very hard so i leave only that
question
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7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions . . .
11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
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12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?
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And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj
exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..

I Like SMS - Like: 1502 - SMS Length: 467
sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Teacher To Boy:
Nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy:
Sir Mai Garib Hu.!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai....... tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 125 - SMS Length: 170
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

"Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe..
" I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..

Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
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kaunu apki firki le rha hai grin.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 125 - SMS Length: 157
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

एक महिला वकील के पासजाकर बोली..
मुझे मेरे पूर्व पति से फिर से शादी करनी है..
वकील--क्यूँ अभी आठ दिन पहले ही तो मैंने आप दोनोंका तलाक़ करवाया है। फिर वापस शादी क्यों...?
महिला--दरअसल वो तलाक़ के बाद बहुत खुश दिख रहे हैं और मैं ये बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकती.. tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 139 - SMS Length: 637
sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

साले अजीब दोस्त मिले है अगर मैं मर भी गया तो मेरी क़ब्र पे आके एक सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट करेंगे "Me AND My Friend".
at jamalpur shamsan Filling sad grin.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 169 - SMS Length: 298
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