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Oct-2 For Gandhi,
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Nov-14 For Neharu,
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Apr-24 For Sachin,
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Aug-15 For India,
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Apr-01 Only For YOU.
So Enjoy The Day !!!..

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

Kabhi aye navjawan muslim tadabbur bhi kiya hai tune,vo kya gardon tha jis ka tou ik touta huwa tara,tujhe us koum ne paala hai agosh-e-mohabbat me, kuchal dala tha jis poan me taj sardara...
Allama IQBAL(Rahmatullahi-aleh))

PLEDGE collge boys: . India is my nation Girls are my destination Dating is my occupation Sighting is my profession In between, wat the hell is dis Education .

Enter PIN code. ..Enter PIN code...'L',Enter PIN code ...'LO' Enter PIN code...'LOV' Enter PIN Code 'LOVE'.....wait......PIN Accepted......
'Welcome' ';^ U ^;'
to '"v "'my '*HeArT*'....

Lakk 28 kudi da,............ 47 weight kudi da,......... kale rang da gate kudi da,...... bapu anda late kudi da..... sohna jya clasmate kudi da.. ......gate te krda wait kudi da activa bina break kudi da janda e straight kudi da, dimag vi bda great kudi da facbook te account fake kudi da

Boy:
"I want to be a millionaire.
Just like my dad...!"
Girl:
"Wow, your dad's a
millionaire...?"
Boy:
"No, but he always wanted
to be...." =P =D

Classic xample of studnts ofdifferent
standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I studied everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question
was very
hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only important
qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2 pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..

Pappu:" Dad aapko pata chale ki me 1st division me paas hua to aap ko kaisa lage
ga... ???
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Dad:" mai to khushi se pagal ho jaunga..
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Pappu:" Basss, isi darr se main fail ho gaya..

"Rakshabandhan Alart" Agar aap
Bus
Train or
Plane
Me kahi jaa
Rahe ho Aur samne
Se
Koi ladki
Ya mahila
Hath me dori
Ya dhaga Jaisi koi vastu
Lekar aa rahi ho to
Aap fouran waha
Se bhag le.
Aap ke dwara ki gayi jara si
laparwahi Aap ko
"Bhai"
Bana sakti hai. "Jan hit me jari"