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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Secret of a successful married
life ......
Khud ko Sher samjho .........
Aur Biwi ko .........
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Shera wali mata! ........
Bolo saache darbar ki jai......! tongue.png tongue.png

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Akash Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

शराब पीने के बाद भारतीय लोग द्वारा सबसे ज़्यादा बोले जाने वाले आठ वाक्य ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
8 .....आज चढ़ ही नहीं रही है, यार...
7 ..... चल, एक-एक पैग और हो जाए...
6 ..... यह न समझ, पीकर बोल रहा हूं...
5 ..... तू मेरा भाई है, भाई...
4 ..... हट, गाड़ी मैं चलाऊंगा...
3 ..... मैं तेरी दिल से इज़्ज़त करता हूं, दोस्त...
2 ..... तू बोल भाई, तुझे क्या चाहिए, तेरे लिए जान हाज़िर है...
1 ..... साली, बहुत खराब चीज़ है, कल से दारू बंद.. grin.png grin.png

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7 years ago

Unki talash mein kadam khud hi nikal gaye
Unki yado me armaan pighal gaye
Khoja tha unko sare jaha me
lekin palke band ki tho wo Aankho me hi mil gaye

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7 years ago

'Khuda kare har Raat Chand ban k aaye,
Din ka ujaala Shaan ban k aaye,
Kabhi dur na ho Aapke Chehre se Hansi,

Nayi Subah aisi mehman ban ke aaye.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

1 ladki k paas ek unknown
call aayi..
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Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:"yes... but who are u.. ??
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Ladka:"tera bhai..
ruk ghar aa k batata hu..
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After few second once again unknown call
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Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:"no i dont.. .
Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ??
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Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai..
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Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi..

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8 years ago

Esi konsi cheez he,
Jo ek bf apni gf ko de,
Aur half bf ko wapas mil jaye...
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Socho....?
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Socho......?
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LIPSTIK.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

आजकल सबसे ज़्यादा डर किससे लगता है ??????

A new person joining whatsapp...

साला सारे message, video, audio repeat करता है और उसको लगता है कि मार्केट में नया है.

अब उसको कौन समझाए कि नया तो तू है.

Plz forgive me if u laugh loudly..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-

Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri,
aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

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macky Posted In Jokes
8 years ago

Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti he.

Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 years ago

Who said landline phones are out of fashion?
Buy a Samsung mobile,
Sara din charging mein laga rehta hai,
Maa kasam landline wali feel aati hai!! grin.png

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