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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To
Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya, Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe
Likha Tha: "Only For British People"

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha
Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya, Order To Aa Gaya,
Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya...

Police Wala: "Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke
Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega
To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga...

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki
Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne
Lag Gaya...,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: - Lo Janab Haazir Hai smile.png smile.png

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Arpit jain Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
7 years ago

Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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7 years ago

"VEER" Jaha se msg karunag, 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga. "WANTED" Ek baar jo maine sms karna shuru kar diya to uske baad to mai apne BALANCE ki bhi nahi sochta....! "DABANG" Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare. "READY" Bara mahino me bara tariko se tujhko msg karunga re. "BODYGUARD" Mujhpe ek ehsan karna mujhe mere he sms forward mat karna.....;

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

एक लडकी ने पिज्जा शॉप मेँ जा कर पिज्जा आर्डर किया ।
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वेटर बोला : मैडम। इसके 4 पिस करुँ या 8 पिस ?
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लडकी बोली : 4 पिस ही कर दो। 8 खाऊँगी तो मोटी हो जाऊँगी ।।

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

पप्पू ने ब्लड टेस्ट करवाया

रिजल्ट आया A+

सोच कर बड़ा अचरज हुआ कि

साली कामयाबी तो रग रग में दौड़ रही है
तो स्कूल में C क्यों मिलता है...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

अंग्रेज को मच्छर काट रहे थे,
उसने सारी लाइट बंद करदी,
तभी रूम में जुगनू आया...
अंग्रेज -O MY GOD इंडिया का मच्छर साला टोर्च लेकर ढूंढ़ रहा है. tongue.png

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