Special SMS - Page 9

Agar aap Hindustani hote hue bhi Hindi ya apni mother tongue aisey boltey Hein ki Ye koi alien language hey to bobby darling ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9 dosto ko forward krke ye sochna ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega, kasam Bharti mittal ki Aap Chutiye Hain

30000 ka phone lete ho lekin ek call to kya misscall karne ke liye bhi balance nahi hota??
China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Bandiyon ke fake account pe happy birthday wish karne wale optimistic despo, kasam orkut scraps ki, Aap Chutiye Hain

Ladkiyon ke "I love dogs" post pe "bow bow" comment karnewale, kasam Scooby-doo ki, Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap abhi tak film torrent se download krne ki bajaye CD/DVD rent par la kar dekhte ho to begam nawazish ali ki mardangi ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

'Bas 12th tak padai hai boss fir to aish hi aish hai' han bhaisahab Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap apni Fb Timeline par "Worked at Student" likhte hain toh kasam aapki Farzi College Degree ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Daaru mujhe chadti hi nahin bolte hue zyaada peekar mehenge Scotch ko ultee maarne waalon, aapko to Johnny Walker khud aake kahega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Exam se pehle apne doston ka moral down karne walon agar apko lagta hai ki isse aapki % badh jayegi toh kasam Chatur urf Silencer ki Aap Chutiye Hain