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Bachapan mein suna tha ki
garmi Uoon mein hoti hai.

skool mein pata chala
garmi June mein hoti hai.

Ghar me paapa ne bataaya ki
garmi khoon mein hoti hai.

Zindagee mein bahut dhakke khaaye
tab jaakar pata chala ki Garmi na to khoon mein,
na joon mein aur na hee Uoon mein hoti hai,

Garmi to noton ke junoon mein hote hai...

पल भर के लिए कोई हमें प्यार करले.


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‘Angel Priya' ही सही!!

Pati: - Tum maayake jaati ho to kaisa mahasoos karati ho...?

Patnee: Ham Aurtoo ki umar 45 kyon na ho,
maayake mein ghustey hi 16 kee umar vaalee feeling
aa jaati hai.

Pati: Oh achchha...!!!

Patni: Tum kaho, tumhen aisee 16 kee umar vaalee Feeling kab aatee hai..?;
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Pati: Bas, hamaara bhee vahee, jab tum maayake jaati ho....

Jodon (जोड़ों) ka dard kya hai...??
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Ye Sirf jode (जोड़े) hee jaanate hain...
kunvaaron ko isaka zara bhee gyaan nahin...!

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr ..

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"School bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga..."

Agar puraani Filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata... :0

Bujurgon ne sach hee kaha hai ki "mehanat karo to neend achchhee aatee hai."

Mainne bhi kal koolar mein 2 baalti paani daala aur so gaya.
seedhee subah neend khulee...

Saala tab samajh mein aaya bade log kitana sahee kahate hain....

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na...

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee...