Latest Funny SMS

Ladaki: Hello main kavita bol rahi hoon...!!!

Ladaka: Haan bolo, main taalee bajaoonga...

Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye...

Doktar (mareej se): - Jaanate ho, bachapan mein main chaahata tha ki, bada hokar daaku banoon...!!!
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Mareej (bada sa bil dekhate hue ): - Aap bahut kismat vaale hain doktar saahab, varana is duniya mein kisake sapane sach hote hain...

Teacher: - Kya padhaoon aaj...???
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Student: - Ji aaj mera nikaah padha do roll numbar 7 wali ke saath....

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara...!!!

Pappu: - Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mujhe mara
ya majaaq main...!!!


Girl: - Gussey se



Pappu: - Aacha..... Warna main aisa majaaq
bardast nahi karta...

Kuch Boys ka common sense bhi zero
hota hai...!!

Kaise...????

Gents toilet me likh kar
aayenge....

"Priya I Love You"


Ab kya Priya Waha Padhney Jaati hai....

Anything is more important when you can
not get it.

When you can get it this is less important
for you.

This is nature of every human....!!!

Santa – Ye hai vo ladaki jisse meri shaadi hone vaali hai..!!

Banta – Are ise to main jaanta hoon...!!

Santa – Kameeney tu ise kaise jaanta hai...?

Banta – Ye aur main ek saath sote hue pakade gye the...!!!

Santa – kya...?? kab...?

Banta:-
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Are Gandit ki Class mein, Ye Meri claas mein
padhti thi....

आज का ज्ञान: -
गर्मी में दारू दोपहर को पीनी चाहिए...,
क्योंकि अगर गिर भी जाओ तो लोग समझेंगे
चक्कर आ गया होगा...

शादी में इक खूबसूरत लड़की मुझसे
कहने लगी: - "क्या आप डांस करना
पसंद करोगे...?"

मैने खुश होते हुए
कहा: - "हां-हां क्यों नही..."


लड़की बोली: - "तो फिर आपकी कुर्सी
मैं ले जाऊँ...??? :