Rajini jokes Tag Sms

Frustrated Rajnikant:
"Kuch to
Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti
Hai..

Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!!

Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE student..
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Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal

Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai ..
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Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai .

Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...

Breaking News...
NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….
Happpy Diwali ;-D

Rajnikant ki shaadi mein.
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Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the

CE box office pe hit kyu hui...?
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kyunki
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us film ke ek song me Rajnikant ke
poster lage huye the...!
then...
don't underestimet the power of
RAJNIKANT...

British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye?
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Socho
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Socho socho.
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Thoda or
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Kyu ki 1948 m Rajnikant paida hua tha.
Mind it...

Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...
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Next day during vote-out,
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RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai...xP

RajnI RocKzZ
RaghU ShOckzZ :p