Rajini jokes Tag Sms

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di. NASA k officers khus ho gaye-LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON!
Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Aadhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola,"Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam Hai!!!!!!!!"

Rajnikant on KBC
Amitabh-Rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae...
Computer screen-Can I use a life line....?!

Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl,"Plz talk something"
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Now that girl is known as..
DOLLY BINDRA!!

baap of all rajni jokes..
wt z d date of birth of rajni
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it'z 30feb...since then calender decided to remove ths date..as spcl prsn was born..

Once rajni slapped a goat,

she cried," be be,be be"

since then the goat became famous as Justin Bieber..!

Rajanikanth-s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth!!

Another Rajni PJ:
Rajni killed a man in Australia
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Via
"Bluetooth!!"

Q- Why does rajnikant wear sunglasses..
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A- To protect the sun.!

When you say "no one-s perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult!!