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Question: Who is Joe..

Ans: Kambakth ishq..

Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

If A Negro SENDS A MAIL To You
What Will It Be Called..
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"BLACKMAIL"!!

Some ppl have the ability to lie..Do u know what this ability is called..






Saurabh Sharma: Liability!

India me bollywod hai
America me hollywood hai to phir england me kya hai..
Guess



collingwood

You can become an engineer if you study in an engineering college. You cannot become a president if you studies in Presidency College.

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Its "Tata Docomo" tune.

What do u call a person who leaves India..

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Hindustan Lever (Leaver)

If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar. Then what is Sikandar..







Fish..

how.. wahi Sea Ke Andar

To hear wat is unspokn,

to see wat is unseen,

to feel widout even touchin,

is medically known as

SCHIZOPHRENIA

N people think its LOVE..

What-s the name of Gandhiji-s son..

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Dineshan

Gandhiji is the father of The-Nation (Dineshan)