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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused..
Because their daddies were mummies!
Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr
Aftr D Match He Asked-Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q
KHATE HAI-
Bhajji Slapped & Said
-DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA-
Opposite of Rajeswari
Rajes Dont Worry
Opposite of TAJMAHAL
TAJ DONT MAHAL......
No
Socho
Socho
"CHAI KA DHABA"
How can you lift an elephant with one hand..
Ans:
YOU dont find elephants with one hand haha sorry!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..
She had bright students!
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song..
guess!
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O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me..
BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard
She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad
Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy
GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free
Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week
Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled
I-m with my grandson this week
Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled
Husband calls GF:wife not going
GF calls boy:this week your class as usual
Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m
Alibaba aur 40 chor the
Ab
Alibaba aur 30 Chor ho gye
Pucho q..
Think
Recession boss!
10 chor ko nikal dia
Cost cutting..
Q. How did Santha cheat the railways..
Ans. He bought the ticket n did-nt travel!
Why didn-t the sailors play cards..
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.