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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused..

Because their daddies were mummies!

Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr
Aftr D Match He Asked-Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q
KHATE HAI-
Bhajji Slapped & Said
-DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA-

Opposite of Rajeswari


Rajes Dont Worry




Opposite of TAJMAHAL




TAJ DONT MAHAL......


No


Socho
Socho


"CHAI KA DHABA"

How can you lift an elephant with one hand..



Ans:
YOU dont find elephants with one hand haha sorry!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..








She had bright students!

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song..
guess!
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O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me..

BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard

She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad

Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy

GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free

Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week

Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled

I-m with my grandson this week

Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled

Husband calls GF:wife not going

GF calls boy:this week your class as usual

Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m

Alibaba aur 40 chor the

Ab
Alibaba aur 30 Chor ho gye



Pucho q..







Think






Recession boss!
10 chor ko nikal dia
Cost cutting..

Q. How did Santha cheat the railways..
Ans. He bought the ticket n did-nt travel!

Why didn-t the sailors play cards..

- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.