Poor jokes Tag Sms

PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ”

CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?

Girls k top 10 jhoot:- 1.i miss you 2.i m single 3. Main pahli dafa kisi ladke k liye itna serious hui hoon 4. Mai to mammi se baat kar rahi thi 5. Tumhari aakhein....wow 6. Yaar woh ladka hi mere pichhe pada hua tha 7. Main doosre ladkiyo jaisi nahi 8.tumhari smile...... 9. Tum meri zindagi ke pahli aur aakhri ladke ho &most imp of all 10. I luv u... Sare ladke ko bhejo taki wo sawdhan rhe or sari ladkiyo ko bhejo taki wo kuch naya soche

Ek ladka dusre ladke se:AUTOMATICLY kise kehte hai.
dusra ladka:tujhe itna bhi nahi malum jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithe to kehte hai AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI.

[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?

Acountng PJ Wat will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u? . Socho . Any idea ? . . . no? . . . Comon Sense hi yar Liability ! (Lai-Billi-tea)