Poor jokes Tag Sms

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can't send u all u them'
it will take a lot of time,
so i'm sending u jst 1 joke
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"u r so beautiful"

i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word

hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.

So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li....
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??

Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h, hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h 'baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h'..!

1st time bhojpuri sms-"Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!!!!"

Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,

To kya?

Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale

;????;
( @..@ )
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LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

What do u call a beautiful woman in Uganda..

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Tourist!

I love 2 walk in rain ..coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)

I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi)

Latest pj of d season!
Wat do u call a husband who returns home!
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Don-t even guess!!!
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Pati-ala-house!!!