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One engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl. The engineer used to give her an apple every day. Why..
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Q:Why is everyone so tired on April 1..
Ans:Because they-ve just finished a long March!
Worst PJ:
A girl named Gayatri was of 6 ft height. What would you name her if her height was reduced to 3ft..
Gaya-Plant (GayaTREE)
-By Ravah
Why do gorillas have big nostrils..
Bcoz they have big fingers.
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world..
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How..
Student: Because it is Black & White
One day RAVAN went to disco..
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why......
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
What is Ratan Tata-s fav. song..
Jabse tere naina, mere nano se laage re..
Teacher: what is opposite of churchgate..
EROS Theatre
Physics PJ:
Why does a dumb cat fall while walking....
Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
SO it falls! HaHa!
Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator..
Think..
He want to hear some cool Music.