Poor jokes Tag Sms

One engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl. The engineer used to give her an apple every day. Why..

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Q:Why is everyone so tired on April 1..


Ans:Because they-ve just finished a long March!

Worst PJ:
A girl named Gayatri was of 6 ft height. What would you name her if her height was reduced to 3ft..



Gaya-Plant (GayaTREE)

-By Ravah

Why do gorillas have big nostrils..


Bcoz they have big fingers.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world..
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How..
Student: Because it is Black & White

One day RAVAN went to disco..
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why......







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

What is Ratan Tata-s fav. song..








Jabse tere naina, mere nano se laage re..

Teacher: what is opposite of churchgate..








EROS Theatre

Physics PJ:
Why does a dumb cat fall while walking....

Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
SO it falls! HaHa!

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator..


Think..



He want to hear some cool Music.