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Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

TeacherSlap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....

School life me dost bahut kamine hote the,but
Aaj pta chala ki dost bhale hi kamine the par ronak unhe se thi.........

Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai......





Me&my




Books





Qki




Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye

Nalayk banna hai to aise bano ki
Jab kitaben kholo to panne khud kahen
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beta tabiyat thik hai ya pee rakhi hai

Teachar to tintu
What is the full form of CLASS
TINTU= C-COME, L-LATE, A-AND, S-START, S-SLEEPING

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

4m ragging to being seniors,
4m strangers to being frnds,
4m having crush to falling in love,
4m being freaks 2 being d dudes n dudettes,
4m joys to tears,this s the journey frm FIRST to SECOND year! Njoy the last few months as JUNIORS.... Dese r special days of our life !!

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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1din Jab wo Hamse Mile to bole Kya hume Yad karte ho?Ab unhe kaun bataaye ki Yaad karna itna Aasaan Hota to Ham apni Class Me 1st Na Aa Jate. Dedicated to all. Frends