School college sms Tag Sms

GK Time-
*Weekly Holiday*
-India- Sunday.
-Greece- Monday.
-Paris-Tuesday.
-Egypt- wednesday.
-Arab emirates-Friday.
-Israel- saturday.

wana b 1st in CLASS?
TIPS:
1-wake up evryday at 5 am.
2-drink tea or coffee.
3-go 2 college at 6.00am
nobody wil b there.
u r 1st in class..!

A school boy was masturbating in
school bathroom,
suddenly teacher came n open the
door,
boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi
app...

What is similarty b/w air&students? . . . . . . . . . Both turn the pages of book without reading them.

Sirf Muhabbat he nahi hai duniya me jo dard ke liya zimmedaar hai...
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kambhukt
"Final Exam" bhi bahut takleef deta hai.....!!

Har taraf padhai ka saya he...
Har paper me 0 aaya hai...
Hum to yuhi chale jaate he bina muh dhoye exam dene aur log kehte he-
"Saala raat bhar padh k aaya he"

A girl may not help u to get lot of marks. But marks may help u to get lot of girls. So love studies, not girls

Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge dit gaya waqat to yad karke rote he jaoge karni he hai to padhaye karo exam me kiya mere sms likhkar aaoge

Har fail hue student ke piche


















Teacher ka haath hai















cheating kar ne nahi deti hai.

School Me aag lag gayi.sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,lekin ek bacha udas tha.

Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye