School college sms Tag Sms

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M:mentaly
A:admited
T:teacher
H:harshing
S:student

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6
is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me
what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this
principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your
daughter which means I love your daughter.

student life:
in class:
2+2=4.

homework:
2+4+2=8.

exam:
john had 4 apples.
He eats one and gives one to a friend.
Calculate the sun's mass.

New exam pattern=>
1.General students:-Ans ALL question.
2.OBC:-Write ANY question.
3.SC:-Read ONLY question.
4.ST:-Thanks for coming 2 exam..
apNE KYA CHUNA?

Teacher: Batao Sabse Zyada Nasha kis Chiz me Hota he?
Student: Books me.!
Teacher: Vo Kaise.?
Studnt: Kholte hi Neend aa Jati he..

greenland ka class 10th ka student hu kal ham school sa vida ho jayga jin sikasha ko na ham padya ha unki yada aygi from.viral

Simple IIT Question
What is the solution for 2+2?
Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0
Isiliye STUDENTS suicide krte hain...

Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..Hatt ti nhi...
Gaur farmayega..
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse.. Hatt ti nhi...
Kuch Dino me He Xam fir B Humari...
Fatt-ti-Nai!

Kabirji ka modified doha
For talented studnt like us:-
Kahe jaawat tution ko, kahe krt pdai.
NumberTo utne hi aan hai, jitne ki chit bnai....