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In Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
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In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai!!

True story

Papers Ache ho ya Bure
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Papers khatam hone ki khushi bahot hoti he..

LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But,,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ...:p

Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA...)
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Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka..)

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi " ..

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se
badnam he......
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warna.
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takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti
he...:p

Jo student top kre, wo
"Student Of The Year"
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"Student Of The Next Year";.. Think hatke- jiyo datke...

Calling friends 1 day before
Exam :. .

You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar
liya?".

Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit
hogayi bas 1 bachi hai !" .

You (Dissapointed &worried)

calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya
oye..?"

Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus
finish. Revision bachi hai bas..!"

You ( dissapointed again & now
more worried..!)

You (to your best friend) :
"kitna kar liya yaar" .

Best frnd :"bhai abhi toh shuru
bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar
poori raat apni hai "

You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa .."

Awesome feeling comes instantly
♥ No disappointment, No worries

"Ab toh raat me hi
padhunga,"*book s band*