School college sms Tag Sms

Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-. .
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam . .
4th to 6th class - hey ! That question
was very hard so i leave only that
question
. .
7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions . . .
11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
. .
12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?
. .
And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj
exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..

#Exam facts-

1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams

2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo

3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....

4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared

Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi...

Great lines
Sometimes its better 2 bunk a class & do masti with frnds bcoz 2day whn I look back!

Marks never make me laugh bt memories do!......
Gn frndss

The Most "Hungry+Sad" MOment..
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When YOu're Sitting In The Examination Hall, Feeling Hungry & Then The Invigilator Is Served HOt "Tea With SamOsas" :

what is the proudest moment of the students life ??
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standing in middle of d exam hall n askin....
"sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"....

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de ..

Air & Students have d same Mentality
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U Know How?
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Both are Turning d Book's Pages without Reading.

Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.