Kannada sms Tag Sms

Jana nimanna "LOOZ" andre Summaniri,
"KOTHI" andre sittagbedi, "GUBE" andre coolaagiri,
nivu "SMARTAGIDDIRA" andre -Kapalakke hodiri-.
Tamasegu mithi bedva..

Kannada Joke :

Teacher : Gunda tell me your perents name in english..

Gunda : My Father-s name is

Gold Father (bangarappa)....

And

My Mother-s name is

Stone Mother (kallamma).....

Janasankya samikshe madta iddivi. Dayavittu bejar madkol bedi
Neevu Huduga adre 1 s m s madi. Hudugi adre 2sms madi.
2 allandre summaniri nanage gottagutte.

99Million
64Crores
63Lakhs
17Thousand
39Rupees.
this is my bank balance..


antha helidre nambtheera....

idu nanna mobile number..
free iddaga msg madi.

Maralina mele bareda akshara alisalu kadala alegale saku,
adre,
manassinalli mudida bhavanena artha madikollalu nijavada snehitaru beku..

Touching sms kavithai about her
Ala vaippathu,
Aval Endru Therinthum Adam Pidikirathu,
En Kangal..!
Avalaithaan Kaana vendum Endru.

Headmaster: Ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeeku.
Student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!
H.M: Hey joke maadbeeda..
Student: Magane yaavano first joke maadavnu..

Maralina mele bareda akshara alisalu kadala alegale saku,
adre,
manassinalli mudida bhavanena artha madikollalu nijavada snehitaru beku.

A monkey stole a lady-s Bra &amp sat on a tree.

Lady:"Kelage haku kelage haku..

Monkey laughed &amp said:
"Nange manga madtiya..
Idhu kelage hakodalla..
Mele hakodu!

Ajjiya langad0lage ajjana kai..































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