Insult sms Tag Sms

5 panchi ek daal pe bethe the,1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha..

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Kyu??
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.Bas apki tarah..
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"FOKAT KI DADAGIRI"

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
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Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

Chote log"PAISE" ki bat
krte h
Bade log"TIME"ki bat
krte h
MAHAN log"BAT" hi nhi krte,
Woh sirf"SMS" krte h,
gande log sirf padhte h,
or muskurate hai.

Aaj international Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo apki nazar me Smart hai.
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Imandari se bhejna
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Meri tarah "MAZAK" mat karna.

Jo dil me hai usko jataye rahna, jise chahte ho usko bataye rahna. Nahi to, nahi to, nahi to kya? Nahi to uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajate rahna.

Tbyt thik nhi thi Tantrik ko dikhaya , usne kaha 2m par bhoot ka saya h kisi papi ko sms kro thik ho jaoge,
sms krte hi achcha feel ho rha h.

7 Sur Jisme Aap Chhupe Ho . . .
1. Saa
2. Re
3. Ga
4. Maa
5. Paa
6. Dha
7. Nee
8. Saa

Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf

3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...

Na Moh Na Maya he,
kya saara aalas tumhe hi aya he?

Hame Bhi MSG Kar liya karo Beta
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Mummi Papa ne Mobile Sirf ''GIRL FRIEND" K liye nhi dilwaya he..

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-

sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

GABBAR-are o sambha SMS pdhne wala sundr h ya bndar...
SAMBHA-Sarkr agr rply kiya to sundr h,nahi kiya to bandar hai...abhi pata chal jayega..!izzat ka sawal h.