Facebook sms Tag Sms

A boy started using Fb since 10thMay 2008 and has 263 friends..!!.. .. His Gf started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517 friends WTF !! This is the diff btw a boy and a girl.

The easiest way 2 remOve timeline
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use facebook on mobile

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?"=P xP

बहुत बड़ा….
कलेजा चाहिए …
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facebook पर
किसी लड़की की
friend request कोreject करने के लिए …. !

Lakk 28 kudi da,............ 47 weight kudi da,......... kale rang da gate kudi da,...... bapu anda late kudi da..... sohna jya clasmate kudi da.. ......gate te krda wait kudi da activa bina break kudi da janda e straight kudi da, dimag vi bda great kudi da facbook te account fake kudi da

किसी की शक्ल इतनी
बुरी भी नहीं होती
जितनी उसके वोटर कार्ड
में दिखती है ….
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और इतनी सुन्दर भी नहीं होती
जितनी उसके फेसबुक प्रोफाइल
में दिखती है ….

Height of Facebook update:

"suhaag raat hain ghunghat
utha raha hoon mai!"
45 likes,

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1 comment
- "keep on updating we are
online"

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