Engineers sms Tag Sms

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours

A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS'

Happy Engineers Day

Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.

Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai

(engg. bahut roya)

Bad me doctor ne pu6a:re-checking me to nikal jayegi na?

Bright Future of Engg. Studnts E&C:Radio repair COMP/IT:Typing master MECH:Cycle tube puncture ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing. CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS

?4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein...

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.Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo...
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...

"Can u prov papa=mama?"
IAS-Imposible!
Doctor-No!

Engineers start solving-
f=ma
p.a=ma
On squaring,
pa.pa=ma.ma

IN 2018., . . BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. . ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. . BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le

TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

smooth road never make gud drivers
clear sky never make gud pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.