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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

he:रिचार्ज कूपन का नंबर डाला तो "नॉट वैलिड" शो कर रहा है_मूड ख़राब हो गया कसम से
He:कितने का कूपन था_
She:Rs10 का_
He:या अल्लाह रहम grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

customer care: hello ma'am, we have this exclusive package for you. kya aap apne do minute de sakti hai? girl: abhi ni, mom hai. call later.grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

"Aur beta, suna hai khana acha bana leti ho?"
"Haan aunty, aur chutiya bhi" grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Me: What? Are you mad?
Friend: This sounds unbelievable but it's true, a girl in Mumbai has posted a pic of her on Insta with no filters

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Friend - You can save phone battery by turning off internet.

Me - Jab internet band rakhna hai to battery bachaake kya karunga bc? grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Waiter : I have Fever

Doctor : Ok I am writing you some medicines take them with some water.

Waiter : Sir Regular water or Mineral Water ?

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

" गलतफ़हमी की इंतहा तो देखो...
पत्नी, पति से नाराज़ होकर बात नहीँ कर रही और
सोचती है
वह पति को
" सजा " दे रही है . .grin.png tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

गर्ल ~ पहले से बहुत पतला हो गया ,ऐसा क्या खाता है आजकल ?
बॉय ~ धोखे grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Shortest Horror Story

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

अगर आपकी कोई गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं है और उसके बाद भी आपने अपने फोन में रोमांटिक गाने भर रखे है तो आप गज़ब वाले आशावादी इंसान है grin.png

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