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3 hours ago

Pappu Ek Bar Plane Mein Jaa Raha Tha To Usko Laga Ki Usko Ulti Aane Wali Hai.

Woh Air Hostess Ko Vomit Bag Lane Ko Kehta Hai.

Air Hostess Bag Le Ke Aayi Aur Usne Dekha Ki Sara Plane Ultiya Kar Raha Hai Sivaye Pappu Ke.

Air Hostess Hairaani Se: “Arrey In Sab Ko Kya Hua?”

Pappu: “Pata Nahi, Mene To Ulti Kari Thi In Logo Ko Shayad Buri Lagi To Mene Wapis Pee Li“ grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 hours ago

Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love Marriage kyun karti ho?
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Girl;
Anjaan Namoona milne se achchha hai......
Jana pehchana Kameena mil jaye.. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 hours ago

Me : I want a medium pizza with coke.
Domino's attendant : Ok mam, do you want
anything else?
Me : Yes, I want to pass this semester! grin.png
*silence*

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 hours ago

Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho?
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Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey :-d

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

Dear boys ...
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If u like a girl..
then let her know.. Tell her ...
Otherwise
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Competition bahot hai bhai.,
Or aaj-kal ki
ladkiyo ka koi bharosa bhi nhi hai. tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

Sabhi ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti hai
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Kuch short circuit bhi hoti hai tongue.png :-d

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sonu Posted In Jokes
12 hours ago

सलमान खान ने किक मूवी में मास्क इसलिए पहना है ताकि लोग पहचान ना पाएं कि ये वही आदमी है जो 'जय हो' में भी था। grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
15 hours ago

Ek toh pehle hi 1000 ladkon pe 944
ladkiyan hain, upar se log 2-3
girlfriend bana lete hain.
Bhai, hamare jaison ka kya hoga? tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
16 hours ago

दहशतगर्दी इस से ज़्यादा अब और क्या होगी ग़ालिब
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संडास के लोटे में कोई दरिंदा लाल मिर्च डाल गया!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

लड़का: भैय्या एक क्लासिक रेगुलर का 20 वाला पैकेट देना।
पानवाला: बेटा पैन कार्ड की फोटो कॉपी लाये हो साथ में. grin.png

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