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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife....?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence--
Husband : 'shiiit'...!! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
19 hours ago

When a Girl changes her clothes in front of you, She's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned....
...or She hasn't spotted you in the tree yet squint.png pacman.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
19 hours ago

अच्छा सुनो..
सब अपना ख्याल रखना.. आज से 9वां महीना लग गया tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

Kuch ladke ATM se paise nikal kar parchi itni buri tarah faadte hain, uski haalat bayaan kar deti hai ki account me kya bacha hoga ! pacman.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

'' कसम से सिर्फ दो सेकंड मे खुद के द्वारा किये हुए सारे पाप एक साथ याद आ जाते हैं.............
जब .......... घर पहुँचते ही बीबी कहती हैं
'' बैठो, मुझे तुमसे कुछ बात करनी हैं ! grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

सोनिया गाँधी ( कोलकाता मे speech) - " हमारी बंगाल में जो खड्डे हैं, वो गुलाम नहीं , आज़ाद हैं ... " . पीछे से सेकेरटरी बोला - अरे मैडम ने मरवाया , कबाड़ा करेगी , मैंने तो ये लिख कर दिया था " हमारी बगल में जो खड़े हैं , वो गुलामनबी आज़ाद है.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

आजकल लोग अंग्रेजी के चक्कर में हिंदी भूल रहे हैं
मेरा एक दोस्त वुडलैंड के जूते लाया
और पहन के बोला
यार इसे पहन के
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"मेरे पैर भारी हो गये" tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands ki tarah Apne Biwi se Tang thha...
Uski Biwi Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalti Thi
Agar Woh Anda Boil Kar Deta To Kehti Ke Fry Karna Tha
Agar Fry Karta Toh Kehti thi Ke Boil Karna Tha
Ek Din Aadmi Ne Dono Bana diye...
Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Se Dekhti Rahi
Phir Kehne Lagi ..
"Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry... tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

Meri biwi par mere aitbaar ki hadd dekh ghalib......

usne din ko raat kaha....

aur humne peg bana liya !!! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago

कोई भी आदमी छोटा बड़ा नहीं होता हैं।
हाँ आदमी का छोटा बड़ा हो सकता है।

-पूज्य..... आसाराम बापू grin.png grin.png

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