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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

Bhakt: Baba, meri shaadi Aishwarya se karva dou
Nirmal Baba: Uski ek saree 2 lakh ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega?
Bhakt: Koi upaay baba?
Baba: Sunny Leone grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

Latest meaning of LOVE
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Legs
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Easily. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

Girl:" us ladki ko delete kar do..wo acchi nai hai
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Boy:" ok.. koi baat nai.. kar de raha hu.. mere liye tum jyada importnt ho . .
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Girl:" tum us ladki se baat mat kiya karo..mujhe achcha nai lagta
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Boy:" okay.. main phir kabhi usse baat nai karunga.."
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Girl:" tum us ladki sath ghumne mat jaya karo.."
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Boy:"alright.. main uske sath ab kahi nai jaunga..tum tension mat lo.."
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Girl:" ab tum dusri ladkiyon se baat mat kiya karo jo flirting karti rehti hai.. smjhe.."
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Boy:" i'm not baby.. main ab aisi ladkiyo se baat bhi nai karta.."
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Boy:" us ladke ko delete kar do.. wo accha nai hai..
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Girl:" But main use kaafi tym se jaanti hu.. aisa nai ho sakta..
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Boy:" tum us ladke se baat mat kiya karo.. mujhe accha nai lagta
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Girl:"lekin hum sirf freinds hai..or kuchnai.. tum bas shak karte rehte ho
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Boy:" tum us ladke sath ghumne mat jaya karo.."
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Girl:" lekin mere jyada dost bhi to nahi hai na.. tumhe pata hai na main jyada ghumne nai jaati..
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Boy:" ab tum dusri ladko se baat mt kiya karo jo flirting karte rehte hai.."
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Girl:" They're not flirting with me, they're just being friendly... tum aisa kaise soch sakte ho.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

Pandit: Tmhara jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayegi
Pappu: Wow,kya baat hai
Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai..ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai.. grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

Girl in hot dress
She :- Kaisi lag rhi hu mai ??
Mee :- acchi lg rhi ho
#She :- What bus acchi ? so boring
Mee :- Maal ! lag rhi ho kasam se
She :- sharm ni ati aisa bolte hue
Ab mai ye soch rha hu ldkia aakhir chahti kya hai ? grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria. grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 hours ago

इतनी बदसलूकि ना कर...
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,,,,,,ऐ जिंदगी,,,,,,
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.. हम कौन सा यहाँ बार बार
आने वाले है...!!
माँ रोता हुआ इस दुनिया में लायी थी ..
और बीवी इस बात का पूरा ध्यान रखती है की ये सिलसिला चलता रहे . ;-( frown.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Teacher Ne Ek Student Ko Dante Hue Bola

Teacher: “Tum Itni Galiyan Kyun Dete Ho? Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Nahi Milta”

Student: “Sir, Gali Dene Se Encouragement Milti Hai”

Teacher: “Ganta Mera“ tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

राम चन्द्र कह गए सिया से ऐसा कलयुग आयेगा ----
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हफ्ता भर बंदा काम करेगा और हर त्यौहार संडे को आयेगा-- tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Shadi ka matlab...??
"Dhoom Dhaam se Khud hi ki 'Supari' dena" grin.png

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