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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 hours ago

santa : School male hai ki
female....?
banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta
bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....
BC very confusing ...!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago

आजकल सबसे ज़्यादा डर किससे लगता है ??????
A new person joining whatsapp...
साला सारे message, video, audio repeat करता है और उसको लगता है कि मार्केट में नया है.
अब उसको कौन समझाए कि नया तो तू है.
Plz forgive me if u laugh loudly

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sonu Posted In Jokes
12 hours ago

आज हर लड़के को पराठे बनाना
और हर लड़की को कराटे जरूर सीखना चाहिए.
पता नही कब क्या काम आ जाए tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
12 hours ago

Ramesh: Interview kaisa hua?
Suresh: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola...
"Show me your testimonials."
Ramesh: Toh Phir?
Suresh : Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
12 hours ago

पति पत्नी सब्जी लेने गए।
सब्जीवाला:बाबूजी,
बहू तो MBA होंगी।
पति:कैसे पहचाना?
सब्जीवाला:थैले में नीचे टमाटर और ऊपर कददू जो रख रही हैं grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
12 hours ago

Teacher- pappu Ek Story Sunao With moral.
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Pappu- Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.. grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
14 hours ago

Monsoon Special:
Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi thi...
woh turant wapas aa gaya aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya aur bolaa "bahar bahut baarish ho rahi hai!!"
Biwi (neend mein) "phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai.. grin.png grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya...!!
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat
dala karo....!!
I said why?
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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone
ganda ho jata hai........!!
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Note : ye meri vastvik ghatna hai,
Kripya copy na kare ........!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Wife: Raatko kya banau ?
Husband: Mood tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Wife wanted to go to her maika.
Husband booked her tickets via Malaysian airlines
One time investment

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