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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 hours ago

बदलते दौर के साथ मुहब्बत नहीं बदला करती
इसीलिए लौंडे कंपनी भले ही बदल लें,
लेकिन पासवर्ड नहीं बदला करते tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 hours ago

He: hey what's your name?
She: Trisha
He: oh to tum laut aayi aakhir..
*blocked* tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 hours ago

दिल्ली मेट्रो मेँ एक
लडकी लिपिस्टिक लगा रही थी, .
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तभी उसने बगल मेँ बैठे लडके को थप्पड
मारा,
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सोचो क्यों
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क्योंकि जब लडकी लिपिस्टिक
लगा रही थी तो लङके का फोन बजा,
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"तू लगावेली जब lipistic,
हिलेला सारा distiK "

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
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1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
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2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
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3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
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4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
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5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
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6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
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7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

बेचारी इंडियन भाभी -
धोबी - भाभी जी, कपड़ेय
निकाल कर रक्खो,
मैं थोड़ी देर में आता हु .....
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पेपर वाला - भाभी जी,
काल आप सो रही थी,
बिना डिस्टर्ब किये
नीचेय से डाल दिया था.....
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फ्रूट वाला - भाभी जी,
केले का साइज़ तो देखो,
जी खुश हो जायेगा....
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इन बॅंक - भाभी जी,
सो सो के दू, चलेगा क्या..?
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Xerox वाला - भाभी जी,
आगे-पीछे दोनो साइड से
करना है, या एक साइड से..?
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ऑटो वाला - भाभी जी,
अंदर छोड़ दू या
बाहर ही छोड़ दू .....
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Finally innocent लिफ्ट मॅन - भाभी जी,
कोनसा दबाउ.....
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हंसो मत, सिर्फ गलत ही सोचोगे

सोच बदलो देश बदलेगा grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha
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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat Kisi
Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lagti Hai. tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife....?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence--
Husband : 'shiiit'...!! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

When a Girl changes her clothes in front of you, She's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned....
...or She hasn't spotted you in the tree yet squint.png pacman.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

अच्छा सुनो..
सब अपना ख्याल रखना.. आज से 9वां महीना लग गया tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Kuch ladke ATM se paise nikal kar parchi itni buri tarah faadte hain, uski haalat bayaan kar deti hai ki account me kya bacha hoga ! pacman.png

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