Welcome Guest

Latest SMS

sonu Posted In Jokes
7 hours ago

Shadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein kyu rakha jata hai????.
nai pata...
socho socho!!!!.
taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye ki ?
abe ye to meri girl frnd thi. grin.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 39 - SMS Length: 170
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena. grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 44 - SMS Length: 174
sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
Award mila hay!

I Like SMS - Like: 13 - SMS Length: 168
sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi.. grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 16 - SMS Length: 96
sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Dudhwala Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala

I Like SMS - Like: 16 - SMS Length: 127
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo.... grin.png
User: sonu

I Like SMS - Like: 21 - SMS Length: 180
sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone
do

I Like SMS - Like: 15 - SMS Length: 139
sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<< Dusre Din >>>
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<< Teesre Din >>>
Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der
se kahi gayi hai..!
Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?

I Like SMS - Like: 49 - SMS Length: 586
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Pehli Biwi se Bachha na ho toh Dusri
shaadi kar lo, dusri se na ho to teesri kar
lo.
Saalo Chulhe badlte raho, Cylinder me
gas hi nahi hai..!! grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 150
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

शादी के लिए 36 गुण मिलाने पड़ते हैं,
लेकिन मित्रता में अगर कोई
दो 'अवगुण' (सिगरेट, शराब आदि) मिल
गए तो कुछ घंटो में अटूट प्रेम
हो जाता है।

I Like SMS - Like: 30 - SMS Length: 343
Tags: Funny Jokes -
1 2 3 4 5 Next
Page(1/1517)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS